#Polegate is a fascinating read here for an outsider
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I used to grab the pole even if someone was leaning on it.
OK, that sounded rather less sexual in my head…
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I know eh? None of this carry-on on the great clockwork orange!
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haha I only ever use that to go to the west end
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Being on the tube and young good looking women looking at me a lot and then saying there’s a spare seat over there.!
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Didn’t know Jay from the Inbetweeners has joined OA lads
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I saw it as him saying he was invisible to them tbh. 
That sounds like the bloke who was pressed up against a real babe on a crowded tube and had a boner. She says, “You scum”. With a big grin on his face he replies, “Yup, three times since Leicester Square”.
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“If I happen to feel like I want to take up two seats because I want space, that should be my right, fuck anyone else who might want or need a seat. I’ve chosen to live and work in one of the busiest cities in Europe but I expect personal space on public transport whenever I want it”
Fuck up Alexa, you’re everything that’s wrong with London you selfish, entitled fucking twat.
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Yeah because the rest of us wouldn’t like some space, would we?! I actually quite enjoy being a sardine and smelling a sweaty old man’s armpit!
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Sorry about I’ll try and stand further away.
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I’m also triggered by @Cristo’s picture but then also strangely calmed by the creaseless perfection of his lapel 
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Tell me more
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Yeah I think this was the true intent of the picture all along.
We get it, you’re a suave city fucker now, state banquets and all.
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I didn’t go!
A friend of mine from uni went, he’s not even anything special he just dates someone who works at Buckingham Palace 
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Would ask once politely to move bag, if refused I’d remove it myself. Welcome to London lol.
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Still not over this.
“when I do it’s because I want my own space and don’t feel like sitting next to someone”
Well stand up then you cunt.
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London breeds unfriendliness, is that fair to say?
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I’m getting triggered reading these tube related posts.
I hate the wankers who barge their way on to the tube before people have even gotten off. Absolute cunts.
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“Why don’t you just drive if the subway is a hassle” - Every American outside of NYC.