You know what really grinds my gears?

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#3778

Yep, unfortunately thieves that target these things actually have specialist tools. It’s how so many peds, electric bikes and tools keep getting jacked from vans. It’s actually a very lucrative crime, because it’s really easy to sell the stuff on.

Cunt deserves a beating though, if you do run in to them should fucking strip them and leave them with nothing before you go.

Edit: @SRCJJ also forgot to say get a tracker broski, they are cheap and effective and can easily be hidden even on a electric scooter/bike. You can get some very very tiny ones, can easily locate where your stuff goes if it ever gets stolen.

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#3779

Yep, like angle grinders. Cunts!

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#3780

So keep an eye out for someone riding @SRCJJ bike drinking @JakeyBoy can of coke.

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#3781

Yep, probably linked to these guys…

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#3782

I’m pleased to announce that Camden Council finally cancelled the duplicate PCN. Paid the original fine in June, asked them to cancel the duplicate PCN in July…but we got there finally. Hurrah.

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#3783

Another one

Jesus christ

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#3784

The fucking dentist !!
What a barbaric practice that is !
I’ve had a mankey Molar and it’s been giving me GBH , now it was a case of antibiotics or me being Billy Big Bollocks and having the offending item removed!
Well , toughie me decided to have the tooth removed in front of the rather well proportioned young female dentist!
After the gums being injected, a torrent of dribble and snot I had realised I’d made the wrong choice !
The sound of metal on enamel and in particular a nerve shattering crunch as the tooth was being removed…… !!
What makes it worse is that the Dentist asks you if you are ok and ‘raise your hand should you experience any pain’ fuck me anymore pain and she’ll be the 1st dentist in orbit!
Well 3 days have elapsed and the tooth docked is still rather tender and inflamed .
The moral of the story …….
Nurofen is better than a pert pair of nipples in a subtle green dental uniform !
Anyone got any toffees ……

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#3785

@Ocke was this your work?

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#3786

Christ no .
I’d be fair more genteel

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#3787

@Cristo I wish I was even remotely close to being described as young and well proportioned :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
@Ashgooner1 Glad your rid of that molar now! If there’s ever a next time I recommend taking the antibiotics for a week before removing the tooth. Anaesthetics in a infected area isn’t that effective :grimacing:

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#3788

Going the gym and since lockdown your asked to clean the piece of equipment just used.
Don’t know now how many times ive cleaned the wrong bike.:upside_down_face:

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#3789

Imagine the amount of rainforest we’ve taken down using paper wipes consecutively

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#3790

Yea but them gainz man.

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#3791

Work. Fucking work.

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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#3792

Those are the screams of a man who’s had his tin of coke stolen from the lunch room.

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#3793

Honestly, it’s definitely on that level

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#3794

I’d say the other sort of coke tbh.

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#3795

I’d told myself that I wasn’t going to drink tonight but I’m off to Tesco now to buy some rum because I’m so fired up, ruined my evening and the worst part was it all happened at like 6pm lol

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#3796

Cant count the number of times i cleaned the wrong set of dumbells :sweat_smile:

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#3797

Phone calls. I really hate them and actively avoid them.

There’s a handful people that are allowed to call me. And even then it’s totally mood dependent.

If you do call me it has to be FaceTime at the very least but I just hate phone calls lol. I will sit there and watch my phone ring out because I just cannot stand a phone call in the slightest.

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