Most of the time I just let the ads play. I’m still saving time with my 1.5x speed. 
1.1 is as sped up as I can handle without feeling like everyone was talking funny
I guess this Jenna person will be in for something similar:
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Bring back the electric chair.
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" Although he agreed to the $8.1 million restitution sum, it’s unclear if Dickey will pay the total amount. Local reports suggested Dickey will pay $500 a month for the next 20 years, for a total fine of $220,000. It was also unclear what will happen after the 20-year period."
Did wonder if he just happened to be a millionaire.
Some people are just so stupid
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People who have to tap there finger or tap their feet when music is playing even tho they haven’t a clue who the group is .
Spiders … enough said
Liverpool Football Club …
Arseholes at the supermarket who try and put a small trolley into a large trolley…
Liverpool Football Club
Copy cat neighbours who HAVE to cut their lawn when I’m cutting mine
Happy people , why do you have to be happy !!!
Liverpool Football Club
Sachets of sauce , red and brown, vinegar, mayonnaise… who invented them bastards ! ‘Tear here’ … you mean burst a lister in you’re left eye , burst your piles in the process !
Liverpool Football Club .
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Liverpool is a shit club with idiots for fans
What is this? I don’t understand this one.
Improper return at the trolley bay I’m guessing.
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Just had to cancel my holiday to Cornwall in October due to the new laws 
Why have you had to cancel? Were you going with a big group?
Yeah there was 12 of us going together to Falmouth, booked back in January as well haha
Was supposed to be like a 10 reunion type thing
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Some of you can still go. You should draw straws 
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Hahaha we were toying with the idea of two Airbnb’s of six instead of one of 12, but most people weren’t keen on that
Getting my first haircut in months for a special occasion on Friday so wanted to book in so I don’t miss out and look like a scruffy cunt.
So I give them a call, eventually a woman picks up the phone with a “Yes” and nothing more (not a surprise its a woman as I know the barber runs the shop with his Mrs), so I pause briefly and then ask if I’m through to the the barbers, to which she just says “yes”
I’m a bit nonplussed at her phone manner, considering this is a business and not a mate calling her on her personal line, but push on regardless, "I wanted to book an appt on Thursday afternoon, and she’s like, “he’s working right now”
“OK, that’s no problem, I don’t need to speak to him personally, I just want to book an appt for later in the week please”
“OK”
nonplussed feelings intensify
“…so do you have an appts for Thursday afternoon, I’m thinking 3 o’clock, but I could do earlier or later?”
“yes”
“so can I book an appt then?”
“yes that is all sorted”
“don’t you need my name?”
“no we don’t”
“so how will you know its me when I turn up for my appt? And at what time is my appt?”
“Thursday afternoon is fine”
“Sorry, have I misunderstood, do you take appts or is it first come first serve?”
“Yes”
“are you saying yes to appointments or yes it’s first come first serve?”
“appointments”
“so what time is my appointment”
“Thursday afternoon”
will to live evaporates entirely
“great, see you then”
Jesus Christ.
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What a cunt 
That’s crazy lax bordering on negligent. You’re definitely catching Covid on Thursday afternoon.
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Thank fuck for online booking systems haha that’s what my barber uses and has since I started going in summer 2017 
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I’d have taken my business elsewhere. Not sure what it’s like round your way. But where I live the high street is full of barbers and hairdressers. After the initial flurry and queues round the block, the majority of them just have staff sat there twiddling their thumbs, so you’d be think they’d be grateful for any business and desperate to keep customers on side.
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