You know what really grinds my gears?

And before you know it, you’ll be drinking those palm civet dropping blends!

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Try fruit sugar
You only need a 1/3 of the amount.

Liverpool FC
I simply CANNOT stand these bastards.
Nothing and I MEAN nothing boils my piss like LFC .


When your lace comes undone on a run in the last mile. Do you stop or carry on? Carry on everytime.


@Gio on 4th July


Crest Nicholson, new build property developing culturally appropriating bastards.

They’ve put up a new development on the way to Bath and they’ve only gone and named it “Hygge Park” :weary: :weary: :weary:

Hygge is a feeling, not a noun!! You can’t name a property development Hygge, that goes against Hygge! Hygge has to derive organically and naturally.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve been loving the fetishisation of Denmark and our lifestyle concepts and culture over the last 5 years - hell, I’ve promoted it myself a lot. But at least do it right, you bastards.

Very cringe


Hygge - pronounced "hoo-ga”

Are you not more upset that British people will definitely be calling this Higgy Park?


Well the funny thing is, they got pronunciation wrong as well.

Definitely not pronounced Hooga :joy:

Well don’t leave us in fucking suspense :bellerin:

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They’re nice people and repeat it for you incase you didn’t quite get it

Ahhhh ffs don’t put me on the spot like that.

It’s more like huh-guh than hoo-ga.

Or maybe hyh-guh but the y is a bit more like a u.

Got it. Hugger Park.


Bet they have a Lego model of it in the office.

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It really is a thing. I now find it hard to come unless my penis is wrapped in bacon while I jerk it.


That’s an entirely brand new sentence.

Beef jerky

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Penises who won’t give Nicolas Pepe a chance.

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Considering the amount of antibiotics in the meat your STD’s will heal up nicely.


this advert appears on most of the youtube videos I’ve been watching

Up there with the most annoying adverts for sure