Our “strong mentality”.
That shit blue dip dab away top
The signs on the inside of our toilet cubicles at work.
They tell us to treat the cubicle well and leave it in a clean and tidy state. No problem with that, I do occasionally drop my trousers, vaguely squat and indiscriminately spray shit everywhere from time to time. So a reminder is useful.
No, it’s that this important reminder begins with fucking “# RESPECT”
It’s a bit of paper taped to a fucking door, why don’t you understand how hashtags work and what their purpose is?!
Crap stats you hear every now and then. Latest about Henrik Lundqvist, the NHL goaltender for NY Rangers. He became the first ever goaltender to win 20 games 13 years in a row. What the fuck are we supposed to do with that stat?
Or Özil, the first player ever in the PL to make a assist before the 63:rd minute in more then 20 games during a season. Ok?!
The fucking music in the gym, when you forgot to take your own.
What is your choice of music?
Public toilets, a lot of them are so grotty
Rock, Metal, thrash etc
Further, what’s a gym?
It’s what you walk past to go to the pub
Something kids gather around nowadays. Involves taking pictures with your smartphone, walking straight out in traffic and throwing some red ball around.
People that add 50 different updates to their snap chat story every day…
The word madness is getting on my tits right now…or more specifically it’s use in terms of our transfer activity.
Just kids having fun
ARE YOU READY FOR THE
M A D N E S S
Never liked Madness. Shit band.