Oh I’ve heard the good word, my brother and I’m enraged right now.
First of all, I have no issue buying players from rivals or clubs we should be rivaling. Juventus do it, Bayern do it and PSG do it. The big difference is that they aren’t buying an old ass one trick pony like Willian. They’re going to a rival and buying their best player and/or a young player with upside.
Yes, Juventus does buy older players but just because they signed Pirlo on a free doesn’t mean we should start sniffing around the exit doors at Chelesa.
And for everyone who says “Oh well Frank wants to keep him around so he must be worth something.” Yeah, sure Frank wants to keep him around but the money people at Chelsea who draw up the contracts don’t think he’s a worthwhile investment at three years…so why the fuck are we sliding into his DMs thinking that we somehow know better when they’ve seen him train day in and day out for the better part of a decade? It’s total nonsense.
Okay, let’s think about what he’d actually bring to the team. I see a lot of people talking about what a great creator he is and how he’d immediately walk into our starting XI. You know all those people who get fed up when Xhaka blows up a counter by taking potshots from 60 yards? Those people are going to fucking love Willian. You know all those people who go nuts when we waste a free kick by shooting into the atmosphere? Those people are going to fucking love Willian? You know those people who want to pull their hair out every time we waste a corner by lofting it over the fucking bar? Those people are going to love Willian.
Does he have gas in the tank for one season? Sure. Does he have gas in the tank for two? Maybe, idk. Sports medicine has come a long way even in the last ten years. Do I want him sucking up a roster spot at money for the next four fucking years??? No more than I want Donald Trump to be the president for the next four years.
Willian is a short term signing, likely on a lot of money, who is going to take up space in the squad and will frustrate the hell out of everyone when he plays. He’s also going to push people down the depth chart who should be getting serious game time next season. And why the fuck after turning in arguably his best performance in an Arsenal shirt would we unsettle Pepe by signing another winger who will expect to start???
Now I’ve always thought Willian was an overrated bum who coasted through a Chelsea team on the back of one or two free kicks that looked good on YouTube, but maybe I’m wrong. Maybe he’ll turn into a Pirlo-esque creative midfielder in his old age…and we all better hope so, because he’s going to be here until he’s fucking 85 years old.
And for everyone who says, “Oh, it’s fine, if it doesn’t work out we can sell him.” I’d like to remind you that we are absolutely terrible at selling players. Terrible. Mustafi? Still here. Ozil? Still here. Elneny? Still on the books. We couldn’t offload Jenkinson because of his wages. Who is going to buy a 33 year old scrub like Willian? MLS? Good fucking luck.
If Arteta has looked at all the winger options out there and decided that fucking Willian is the guy to take the team to the next level I guess I have to accept it, but the whole deal raises tons of red flags from the player’s age, to his agent’s involvement, the length of deal, taking up roster spots and the fact that he’s never passed the eye test for me. It just feels like we’ve been taken to the cleaners again. It’s Luiz Mk II, Cedric Mk II, and I’m really not optimistic about it.