Wilfried Zaha

Nah, as I said, 18 days ago. Obviously things changed in the meantime.

I think Aubas physical condition is comparable to the likes of CR7 and he’ll age similarly. He’s just an incredible athlete. I think he could play at a high level until he’s 34-35

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Nothing changed. He knows shit.

Sign another person who doesn’t understand what Ornstein is

Memebait for weird reddit kids?

Think with the signing of Pepe, Zaha’s link with us dies instantly. Not that teams in the past haven’t had two similar-ish wingers down the opposite flanks, but sounds unrealistic we’ll spend that much money on two wingers in one window when there are other areas that need looking at. Have a feeling he’ll move to either Bayern or Everton on deadline day.

I agree with your line of thinking tbh, Auba for all the positive talk he gets isn’t infallible. So far he hasn’t breached 20+ non penalty league goals for us, his big game production/performances have been terrible and his general play at times is an outright detriment to the side when the pace of the game is against him.

Laca is more well rounded and has a beta mentality, I assume he’d work better as CF with two direct wingers alongside him whilst he drops deeper to facilitate.

Honestly, I definitely wouldn’t extend either player at this point and would look to sell both from next summer especially if we secure CL football. In that event we’ll have the money and status to secure younger and better profile strikers.

I think we’re approaching Ozil levels of disaster giving wage increases and long term deals to players approaching 30 with good but questionable production.

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Hasn’t he?

I looked in transfermarkt and they had him as having scored 32 premier league goals in 49 games with 5 of them being penalties.

I mean within a single season. I should have specified

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Fair, genuinely didn’t clock that’s what you mean but it makes sense that you did.

Still, he’s only been here for a season and a half, it’s not like he has had three full seasons and failed to do it. A season and a half of Arsenal being pretty fucking shit as well and in those 49 game he has 32 goals and 9 assists, with 5 being penalties if you feel the need to add a caveat, which I don’t.

That’s fuckin excellent. Leave him alone you swine.

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ffs Jakey fair argument…

Anywho

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Now that Napoli are in for Zaha, he’s definitely signing for us, I can already see it : Zaha–Auba–Pepe :giroud2::giroud3:

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m8 i think your issue is with reddit weirdos rather than Ornstein himself. Go abuse them instead of taking it out of Orny

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I’m dizzy. Everton, Napoli, Arsenal, Spurs, Man Utd fiascos what?

I wouldn’t rule out a late move for Zaha…All going to depend how much Zaha pushes for a move and how much Palace are willing to keep hold of an unhappy player!

Zaha…Auba…Laca…Pepe

Be funny if after we beat Napoli to Pepe, we beat them again to the signing of Zaha!

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Is Wilf trying to tell us someting? :stuck_out_tongue:

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Yeah, he’s on the verge of doing a Bobby Pires

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Tell wilf to wait a year, he’ll come when hes free from that horrible contract to join the english champions

He has 5 years on his contract doesnt he?

well he better get to work relegating them innit :henry2:

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