Hahaha trust me mate, she was not who I would want to join the mile high club with 
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If that would be the main benefit to me Iâm definitely all good. 
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What is it with you gays 
One of my best friends is gay and heâs introduced me to a lot of his friends in the gay scene in London and Jesus Christ I donât understand where they/you get the stamina to be this horny all the time and have this much sex.
I get horny too but then when I have sex Iâm done, these guys are having sex every single fucking day with different partners most of the time.
Very impressive.
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Wouldnât go that far. 
Also, just based on these last few posts maybe most gays are on coke?
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Good point. Theyâre all so skinny as well, none of them drink beer. Only white wine/spirits/Prosecco haha
Theyâre very calorie conscious 
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Erm, who is âyou lotâ?! I only saw one person say they wouldnât touch the stuff 
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Based on the last few posts Iâd say itâs perhaps more likely that most of Cristoâs friends are on coke.
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I havenât said anything about my friends doing coke?!
You said your best mate introduced you to his mates, and how theyâre all gay and have very high sex drives. Biz said that coke is a great aphrodisiac. Sham commented off the back of both of your posts to jokingly say maybe most gay people do coke and that explains the high sex drives. I joked that itâs more likely that its your friends that do coke rather than most gays.
Itâs always great to have to explain off hand jokey comments, makes them way funnier.
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Cocaine is a hell of drug.
Went to a mateâs pre-wedding party a little while back, bunch of his male family were all there too. One of his hench cousins comes over to me and another friend (we arrived fashionably late), asks us to step outside because thatâs where the groom was. You know to say hello and stuff. Anyway, we walk outside and say hello, make introductions, light banter (âoi you bastard, canât believe your getting marriedâ, âdid you get her to say yes through blackmail or threats of violence lolâ etc etc).
Anyway, hench cousin leans conspiratorially in to me and my other friend, puts a hand in his pocket, takes our palms out and places something in them. Then he turns to the gathered circle, and says âyou know how we do boys, we donât hand out barfi*, we hand out bagsâ.
*Indian sweets
One of the most sensational moments of my life. Taking into account this was a relatively formal function before a punjabi wedding, and this guys whole family is milling about. To do that so brazenly still shocks me to this day.
Top fucking night though.
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Iâm definitely boring then because drugs are a big nope for me. Used to make me anxious going to gigs and seeing people out of their nuts and doing what theyâre doing :tierney:
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Same here. I do need alcohol a bit to open up.
Itâs probably why I enjoy treks & outdoor activities more than nightclubs because I donât need substance to have a good time.
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I gave alcohol a fair nudge over Friday and Saturday night, but I avoided doing any narcotics which is good. Pretty much need to leave that until my annual leave with the zero tolerance for drugs and alcohol in the system at work.
Fuck I want to go on a holiday again, nearly 2 years since I left Victoria now.
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That looks incredible!!
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And youâd choose Europe over this for a holiday.Man thatâs gorgeous.
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Hahaha yeah weâre lucky to have some beautiful spots in our own state and country.
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We visited relatives in Perth a few years ago. Some nice spots around there, too, but there was a path bordered by tall grass leading down to one beach and wifeyâs cousin says yeah itâs only fifty yards or so, but keep an eye out for snakes. Game over right there. 
Snakes are all part of the game down under mate. Said to the other half on the walk through the National park yesterday to be weary and she lost it at me 