No tourists from the UK or the EU for the time being
I can technically take my EU wife with me (son and I have US citizenship), but itās a pain. No guarantee until youāre at the airport. I hate US immigration, so not worth the headache. Iām leaning towards Easter, but I wonāt book a damn thing until after the US make the change. I donāt understand why the US isnāt on the red list here. Itās a joke. So they can bring their shit here, but UK nationals canāt go there. Itās a joke.
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My view for the next week.
The blinds on one side werenāt really working properly so I tried to fix them and now I have to ring the property owner tomorrow and tell them they are even more broken.
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UK is a tinpot nation begging for trade deals.
Looks even more amazing when I have a shit view of a congested London out of my flat. Iām guessing that view is west coast Ireland?
Looks amazing wherever it is!
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Waterford, South cost.
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Looks bloody lovely mate, wish it were me!
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Wife was feeling down and wanted to get away so booked a trip to Dubai, but to the only part of this country I like, which is this secluded space on the palm. Been here before Itās weāre my daughter was conceived 
so only right to bring her back to weāre the magic happened. Been here 5 times already over the last 5 years and itās like a time capsule of memories and nostalgia, when life was simpler and we didnāt have this global fucking pandemic. Not that my life bad but always nice to go somewhere weāre you can detach from real life. Love how quiet and out of the way it is (apart from one evening there was some extra security because apparently the Prince of Monaco was coming to stay only lasted a few hours though), and the view of the city proper is amazing especially at night. I love the Morroccan/Persian inspired theme, that runs through the entire hotel. Especially the main courtyard and the pool, spent 80% of the time in and out of the pools, as the humidity was insane even at night.
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Off to Copenhagen for the week for work and the girl next to me on my flight just cracked open a Camden Hells at 6:30am before takeoff lol sheās also just come back from the toilet and is now sniffing like crazy and touching her nose nonstop so pretty sure she just did a line of gear in the toilets which is very fucking bold 
Think she must have come on the flight straight from a night out, what a champ 
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Bloody hell. I get nervous going through security when I have absolutely nothing to hide, let alone trying to sneak that through 
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Yeah tell me about it haha
She was so restless and fidgety the whole way through the flight, all most put her feet on me at one point when she was trying to lie down across two seats
let me introduce you to the concept of āballsingā or ābummingā, itās the easiest way to sneak gear and how most people do it, even on the streets and even after specialised compartments started getting fitted into certain cars. Guess there must be something about tucking a bag behind your balls. Add being female and you would be surprised how much you can carry on your person. Do it right and you never need to worry about being caught. 
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Might be a severe addict to want that kind of buzz so early in the morning
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I think she went on a night out before her flight and for whatever reason decided that she might as well just pull an all-nighter and head straight for the airport.
She looked like sheād had a big night haha
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I once realised half way through a flight to Switzerland that I had a fairly small amount of weed in my coat pocket and started panicking. Then I realised Iād already made it through security in England with it right there in my pocket without getting caught, and that I was probably in the clear, with only passport control to follow in Geneva.
Certainly not something Iād ever do intentionally lol
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My friend once took some weed with him on a flight to Portugal in his sock haha
For a school trip as well, thought that was a very bold move
I donāt touch that shit myself, but it blows my mind how common it is for people to use it.
Coke or weed? Or both?
Coke.
You lot are fucking boring man, just going to throw a IYKYK out there proper coke will make you horny as fuck, best aphrodisiac there is. If Cristo was a single man could of easily joined the mile high club 
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