Lol no, I’m not that much of an expert on men’s self love. Does it really take 10 minutes? That’s a long time.
I’m assuming that he doesn’t have the perfect video at the ready and might need to find one.
@Calum criminals don’t usually call the police on themselves mate.
You watch Love Island with me mate you can’t slate me watching this 
Love Island starts again tomorrow.
I’m worried that they’re going to ruin it like Big Brother. Once a year is enough.
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I don’t want to watch it and would much prefer they kept it as the show of the summer. But the fucking addict I am I will be watching it on Sunday no matter how weird it feels to be watching it in January
Is it on for the same amount of time? Surely not lol
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Rita Ora’s reaction at finding out who Charmelon was after she was flirting with it throughout his two performances. 
Her guess was Anthony Joshua! As if their body shape is even remotely similar.
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Good man, she’s got a proper pair on her.
10 minutes?
Fucking hell, I’m having a wank not running a marathon
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Yeah, a real beautiful pair of eyes.
Yeah exactly mate lelelel
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Awwwww look how proud he looks, such a little trooper
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What tv show is he watching?
Looks engrossed in it!
He does watch TV but wasn’t in this pic.
Can’t wait for this on Friday! Looks really good. Binge watch over the weekend 
There was an old Sylvester Stallone film called Cobra.
“You’re the cancer. I’m the cure”
It’s where Stallone met Brigitte Nelsen and they got married and lived happily ever after.
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Don Curry the boxer was nicknamed the cobra.
Knockout of Colin Jones still sticks in the memory round 4.
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