yeah ok, thanks Mr Misery 
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Iâd probably go back to the 5 atb for this game under one condition, AMN starts as the LWB.
---------------Leno-------------
---------3 Defenders-------
BellerinâDaniâElnenyâAMN
Saka-------Laca-------Auba
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Famous last words
Blimey my dear old mates ,
you lot seem more depressed than a wet weekend in Margate with a fat dirty bird whoâs on a promise but luckily your pecker ainât up for it after a few sherbets .
That Spanish geezer with the bog brush barnet got his knickers in twist . It werenât long ago many were saying heâs the second coming , that tubby fuckwit Morgan on breakfast telly was giving it large but the narcissistic dick has buttoned it lately.
Our 5th columnist give me the money fat Robbie super size and his happy band of deranged imbecile retards constantly make a mockery of your rollercoaster season but provide endless entertainment for the blank generation.
The old clichés will hit the deck , form will go out the window but l think there is some truth in it.
Mourinho does shackle us , he stifles us , will let you knock it around and hit with his rhythm stick .
My mate Billericay Dickie reckons that your be able to get it up , maybe the first time in a while , a sort of Viagra performance. So nothing can be taken for granted .
I have no idea how it will go , l hope we donât bore you with a Mourinho masterclass .
Super agent Harry Hotspur Kane makes everything happen , if you stop him then your Christmas pud has come early . Bale has underwhelmed and unlikely will not start but he has to hit form someday.
I wish you all Merry Yule tide , donât over do it on the stuffing and keep your loves ones close in these difficult unsettling times . Hopefully by early spring
we can all back on track and sweet charity will bless us all .
Lots of love your old cockerel mucker.
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You need to post on here more often 
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Will need something special because Kane and Son are absolutely ridiculous right now.
Gotta get Europa League in-formers involved and for me Laca, Mari and Maitland-Niles may as well get the nod.
3-5-1-1:
Leno
Luiz Mari Gabriel
Maitland-Niles Ceballos Xhaka Elneny Tierney
Lacazette
Aubameyang
Unfortunately, I canât see us do much against the scum. Son and Kane to put Thunderbird Arteta to the sword.
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He needs to manage the Villa. Last time I went to Villa Krap, they come out to the Thunderbirds music.
It would be a match made in West Midlands hell
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Honestly, I thought it was an air raid siren at first. I was about to exit the ground.
Scousers of the Midlands, them
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Spurs wanker I know through a few mates trying to claim no Arsenal players would start at Tottenham.
Tried telling him that Partey, Tierney and Gabriel would be locks, the cunt is that deluded he thinks Dier would start over Gabriel.
Fuck I hope we get something out of Sunday.
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I wouldnât even start Dier at CB over Rob Holding, Luiz or Sokratis. Even Mustafi is a maybe 
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This bloke is just biased beyond belief, the scary thing is he actually believes it, not like he is doing it as banter or anything.
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I can remember at Highbury when we used to come out to the âA Team.â
That wasnât great either. 
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Should have given him some of your Liverpool stuff, then heâd know bias 
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I did send him my combined Liverpool/ spurs team.
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Do you hate everyone that isnât Arsenal?
Itâs a very closeted way to live life but yes, yes I do.
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Dier is one of the most limited footballers Iâve ever seen. He benefits greatly from being English and having pashun. Heâs the perfect Mourinho player though. Kicks the shit out of people and great at running.
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