The Relationship/Wedding Thread

Mate I’m in the same position with my dog Echo, she wanted it and I walk and feed him etc.

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Yeah I can’t stand dirty dishes being in the sink, I’m someone that has to do them haha.

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So not only do you have an ugly little dog, it’s an ugly little dog you didn’t even want but seem to be solely responsible for looking after.

Rough deal bro.

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Just start giving the dog more time than your girlfriend, the dog will be out of your life in no time.

or your gf.

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Nah. Nothing hotter than a guy playing with a dog

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Not at the expense of cuddle time.

For extra measures, don’t play with your dog around your gf. Take the dog to the dog park, leaving your girl at home.

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Stop calling my dog ugly :charlie:

Obviously I love the little thing now

Does Jake have a cat?

Dogs are better than cats. Even ugly dogs are better than cats. So there @JakeyBoy

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Yeah cats are fucking miserable little creatures

At least my pet doesn’t look like something from a Men in Black film.

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A cat and a big head. Doesn’t get much worse than that tbh.

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To be fair to Jake, Cristo’s dog is indeed quite ugly. Let’s never make an emoji out of that dog

I reckon you went along with this as you like someone in your dog walking group.

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Harsh on cats :cry:

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I know this isn’t the pets thread but fuck it, it’s on topic now the thread has gone off topic

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I’ve never said that once to any of my cats

Cat people and dog people, among the worst of all society’s factions

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Cat people vs dog people is like Portsmouth vs Southampton.

People who brush their teeth in the shower vs people who don’t is Old Firm Derby.

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I think sex is a natural part after having dated someone after some time. As a man, I desire romance and intimacy as well.

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I hope you find it here, Jimmy.

Welcome to the forum.

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