Got out the shower about an hour ago and spent a few minutes just brushing my teeth. You got to let the lather sit on the skin for a bit before you just scrub it off. Absolutely essential.
I donāt get the hate. Thereās plenty of dead time in the shower. You need to rinse for a minute before you can start soaping up - prime brush time. You also need to make sure youāre fully rinsed afterwards, also prime brush time.
Being in the shower is the highlight of my sad day. Spending 2 mins extra having a brush is better than brushing outside and looking longingly upon the empty cubicle at what could have been.
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We need a bathroom routine thread to move this.
Next up arse wiping technique.
Weāve all been here;
Donāt get me started on Europe not having a water spray. You lot must have smooth arse with no friction for tissue paper to be enough.
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I personally fold 4 pieces of paper in 2 and run it for a second or so under the tap for a superior clean
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Oh. I thought you were joking.
I was butā¦well Trion brough up the water thing and heās right none water is barbaric.
Personally I use the three shells.
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Girlfriend wanted to adopt a dog. I did not. Dog was adopted.
Guess who never walks or feeds the dog? 
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You are so under the thumb
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The problem is if I donāt do it, it doesnāt get done or at least itāll get done at my girlfriends pace at which the point the dog will have starved and shit itself.
So I guess I am under the thumb but I also just want to take care of the poor thing.
So you have two dogs now?
And you havenāt posted a picture of this new dog?
Oh no, Iām not judging you for looking after the dog. Of course you have to do that! Itās more that you agreed to get it in the first place, even though you didnāt want to. You always moan about your girlfriend, this just adds to my feeling that youāre under the thumb.
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This is probably Cristoās safe space thatās why 
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No no, same dog, just the one, who was adopted. Just having a moan after having to take her out
@Phoebica Yeah Iām definitely under the thumb, no doubt. I donāt want to hurt her feelings so I never stand up for myself but I am getting better slowly but surely.
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Ok well Iām disappointed I donāt get to see pictures of a new dog but glad youāre not overly burdened. 
I pretty much am the only one who walks 
round here but have no complaints about that if Iām honest.
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Itās not too bad but itās just annoying as I just tidied up the whole kitchen and itās just annoying thing on my lists of things to do late at night haha
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As long as youāre happy itās all good.
And to be honest, if you said no to the dog sheād probably have suggested a baby 
If youāre not ready for that, then saying yes to the dog was a wise decision. Sometimes you have to pick your battles.
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I used to get fucked off by little things too. I am always the one who does the washing. I am always the one to fill/empty the dishwasher (that one really used to drive me mad). Iām always the one tidying/cleaning. I now just do those things as and when it suits me. Some people canāt sleep if the dishes arenāt done but Iām chill as fuck about that nowadays. Theyāll be there waiting whenever I have time and, more importantly, inclination. 
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