The Relationship/Wedding Thread

[LukeTheGooner]

I don’t remember one of them being called patrick

[Gladiator]

@LukeTheGooner

I don’t remember one of them being called patrick

You are close to my heart.

But I can get to yours too - I have experience in dissecting human bodies.

[LukeTheGooner]

that’s a pretty good line tbf

[Trion]

Speaking of brushing who was the poster who used to use the same brush for a whole year or more?

[SRCJJ]

Iconic

[LukeTheGooner]

sounds like a quote from a horror film

[Midfield_Maestro]

@Gladiator

My routine is fairly similar. Without going into too much unnecessary level of detail, it goes something like this: In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

This is too detailed and regimented, to not be true.

[SpankyJoyJoy]

I reckon he’s got the best business card on the forum.

[MissRedNL]

@Trion

@JakeyBoy

They started off by referring to their lateness as them operating on “Asian time”,

It’s chronic now to the point we don’t realize how far it is gone.

It began with if you say 8, we will come by 8:30.
Now that everyone realized 8 means 8:30, everyone started coming at 9.
Soon everyone realized no one will come till 9, so they decided they will come by 9 which would mean they would reach by 9:30 and so on.

So currently 8 means 10…next day.

Lol, sounds similar to a standard African house party. Just the norm If it’s to be a late night one past midnight, publicise it to start from 7-8pm

[MissRedNL]

@Gladiator

My routine is fairly similar.

Love the dedication

[SRCJJ]

Lmao

[shamrockgooner]

You had to ruin it…

[DavidHillier]

Scary book, man. Proper scary

[JakeyBoy]

Nope, that’d be @PaulAllen

[Cristo]

Next @Gladiator will be bragging about his 8pm booking at Dorsia

[Joshua]

@JakeyBoy

We aren’t talking about your sex life at the moment mate

Waaaaaayooooooo lads lads lads

Stop! Stop! He’s already dead. :laca2:

[Aussiegooner]

Love brushing my teeth in the shower.

[Midfield_Maestro]

When I shower, I like to fucking shower, not brush my teeth. Both should be mutually exclusive you sociopaths.

[Phoebica]

Don’t talk to them. Don’t even acknowledge them any more.

[Trion]

This is what we get for coming out.
You guys are so insensitive