So you pause your shower to stand there soaking wet and butt naked for several minutes brushing your teeth before turning the shower back on and carrying on washing?
If so you’re hands down the biggest fucking nutter in this thread.
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at least you will have minty balls
that stuff should actually be banned
Yus, that is the most efficient way to do things.
Allows shampoo enough time to do its thing on my hair while I brush.
that is just strange tbh
surely the shampoo will just run down your face into your eyes if you leave it in?
I brush my teeth in the shower. Multi tasking like a motherfucker. It normally goes like this:
I’ll shampoo my head and leave the foam stuff on the old noggin. Then I wash my body with shower gel. I then grab the toothbrush which has already got the toothpaste (did that before entering shower and was left on the shower shelf) and start brushing. As I brush, I allow the water from the shower to rinse my body from the neck down. Then when I’m done brushing, I let the water hit my head and wash the shampoo out. The brushing therefore takes place during the body rinsing stage.
I jump out the shower with an extra couple of minutes to spare, and I’m completely ready to fuck the world.
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That’s how it should be and admire that.
People who are constantly late, especially when there is no excuse other than they couldn’t be bothered, are just showing a lack of respect and a disregard for whoever they’re meeting.
I bet these people aren’t late for things like the dentist but would be the first to complain when someone is late for them.
That sounds like a Donald Trump line.
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I can’t believe I have to share a planet with some of you people. Too much weirdness going on.
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Exactly. We let soap and shampoo do their work instead of watering them down in 3 seconds after applying.
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Brushing is boring and you need a challenge
agreed that it’s boring but adding stingy eyes makes it worse
My routine is fairly similar. Without going into too much unnecessary level of detail, it goes something like this: In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I’ll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.
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sounds complicated and long
Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
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If I got up and did that lot, by the time I’d finished it, would be time for an evening meal. 
I think their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.
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I just believe in taking care of myself through a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine.
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after all he is a gladiator
It’s Patrick for close friends such as yourself.
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