Sweet and sour sauce is fucking lovely! Whoever created this fine concoction should be forever celebrated in history.
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https://twitter.com/FilmUpdates/status/1766086423130628422
Rumour has it sheās got a restraining order against him.
Heās not allowed within a thousand feet of her.
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Somethingās afoot. Maybe that was the problem.
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Shame they broke up, I really thought the relationship had legs.
His last name sounds very similar to āmillipedeā.
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She definitely has legs.
I donāt get it
Jakey, better explain the play on words to those lacking the skills. 
Thank you. See guys? Wasnāt difficult, was it?
clicking the sound icon but itās not playing
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One of my mates has just casually dropped into conversation that one of our other mates who had a vasectomy has had a complication.
Apparently one of his bollocks is leaking and a mass of congealed discharge has formed a third ābollockā in his sack.
I could have done without that.
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did heā¦did he show you?! 
Does the extra bollock hang left or hang right?
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Sounds like the doctor dropped a bollock, there.
I fell into this rabbit hole a little bit earlier. People are fucking wired wrong.