8pm isn’t so bad tbh, it’s not like anyone would be sleeping at that time
Children?
My neighbours do this all the time and it fucking pisses me off. Like you had all day to do this
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I was involved in a road collision today cycling home in the torrential rain. I’m okay luckily although I do have a bruise on my left knee…
the cat that ran into traffic and knocked me off my bike seemed to get away okay too 
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Glad you’re good brother. OA needs all the Messi stans it can get lol
In all seriousness though happy it wasn’t anything serious.
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Must have been a big fucking cat to knock you off your bike in a collision.
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Thank god the cat was ok 
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From my position on the ground it looked like a regular sized adult cat tbh
I was being silly, assume what happened is you swerved yo avoid the cat and fell as a result, but I read the tweet as if you hit the cat itself and it sent you flying.
I hit the cat and sent me flying. There was no time to swerve or register that the cat had run into the road.
Oh damn, guess I underestimated just how easily people go flying on bikes. Glad you’re both mostly OK 
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Now this is so cool
Btw I think I’ve disdovered my new favourite sport, fuck football
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13 year old boys living the dream right now
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When will the post be put up with the pictures from her only fans account?
The Daily Mirror found her account and posted it in their article.
Apparently her name on OF is Jessica Jackrabbit lol
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