not a MILF type lady that I would pay $9.99 per month for some pics and videos
You have to pay for the pics and videos as well
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exactlyâŠ
her cover photos are not that attractive.
if you pay for nudes then youâre a simp
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too many good free porn nowadays
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Sensational
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easily one of my favorite accounts on twitter
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Bet that first car is fun at partiesâŠ
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Was wondering why âmilk in a stellaâ was trending⊠I have my answer 
Not sure why people are losing it over that lol. Pint glasses can be used for anything you want imo
What kind of a psycho lays their breakfast out like that
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Looks like shite marg on shite white bread. Gone to all that effort and fell at the final hurdle.
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I like how itâs presented. Would love to smash it all together.
Full english is so overrated. Sausages in general can get in the bin too.
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Looks like a shit full english with cheap sausages.
I only have poncy full Englishes at overpriced cafés now. It really has changed my life for the better.
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I ordered boxers from ASOS and got a camera bag instead
A swift return to the post office today awaits haha
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You didnât fancy walking the streets of Glasgow with that then? 
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Wonât be going anywhere for awhile mate. Backlog and mail centres and delivery offices are a complete mess.
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What about the person who ordered a ÂŁ33 camera bag and opens a ÂŁ16 pair of boxers
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In life, never be afraid of taking calculated risks. Always back yourself, your process and your innate talent. The system wants you to settle for less than your worth!
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