Lmao what even is that. Christ cyclists are twats. Right up there with tractor driving farmers. Eradicate both and we’d find world peace.
Just out of interest, do you drive? Or are you a passenger who hates cyclists?
He walks and hates everyone
I have gripes with both cyclists and people that drive vehicles.
Cyclists that ride in groups and not give a fuck about anything around them is very frustrating, especially when they are waffling to each other. You’ll be lucky to overtake in some situations.
And then vehicle cunts that drive on A-roads and don’t like being overtaken. An example of this is, the person ahead of me is doing 40mph on the A-road in question, which is a single lane so far and then when it opens up to two lanes for a stretch, the cunt wants to race you and go 70mph because they want you behind them! I’ve had to get back in lane sometimes as the road naturally bottles in and the fucker reverts back to driving at 40mph. Fucking cuntbox.
I drive.
The internet is weird and gross.
Shoutout to the people who have to go round Scotland removing all mentions of Abellio
Cyclists and drivers both have their fair share of cunts.
Cylists will sometimes purposely ride in a fashion that makes overtaking awkward for no apparent reason.
Drivers in London are some of the worst people you’ll see. They’ll literally overtake you in the wrong lane risking lives, only for them to stop at a red light 100 yards down the road.
People driving always seem to be in a fucking rush too and every cunt thinks they own the road. Too many self entitled people around.
One thing I will give cyclists though is they are using the greener option.
Ahh yes 404 error my favourite Japanese baseball moment
Always fun when an invalid url is entered, makes it entertaining
Very 2000’s.
Oh that Is so annoying. Pulling a gif from a tweet is always hit or miss.
It’s a funny debate, whose the bigger cunt - cyclists or drivers?
I definitely come across more shit drivers in a regular week around London. Wankers who pull out forcing you to brake aggressively, cunts who are messing about on their phone whilst driving, people who aren’t concentrating when the lights go green. The bellends about 3 cars back who beep at you repeatedly even though they can’t even fucking see the traffic on the road you’re trying to pull out on. Drivers are some of the most impatient, ratty cunts in the whole world. I always laugh when some prick belts it down the road and then has to stop at the traffic lights, whilst I’ve calmly driven the speed limit and then casually stop behind them.
However, whenever a cyclist does one annoying thing, for some reason it sticks in your head a lot more. I do think that cyclists need some kind of registration plate equivalent. The absolute lack of accountability is the reason some people cycle like absolute dickheads. Would stop them running red lights, cycling on pavements whenever it suits them, not putting their arm out when they want to turn etc.
I guess it depends if I’m riding a bike/running or driving that day.
If I’m in the car than obviously it’s the idiots running red lights or jumping in front of me who are the assholes.
If I’m on a bike or jogging it’s obviously the entitled morons in the cars not giving me enough room on the shoulder at fault.
I just hate everyone. Swear I’m the only person in the world who knows how traffic lights work.
That’s probably my biggest pet peeve with some cyclists. The ones who ride in the road but don’t think the rules apply to them. Red light? I’ll just go through that.
Though the boy racers who have to make as much noise as possible in their shitty bangers while blaring out shitty music are also contenders for worst road users.
Drivers v cyclists. Drivers edged the debate because of taxis but then cyclists retaliated with Deliveroo.
Wtf you doing driving and being on OA.
There are laws against that (not written as specifically as that, mind you)
Messaging on OA from my Tesla on that massive fucking screen. Living the dream.
(I don’t own a Tesla)