Hold on, I need to return to this… How on earth have several people commented on that ranking, and then offered their own versions, without pointing out that a Madeleine is a fucking cake and not a biscuit? Jaffa Cakes too, while we’re at it.
Calling a Madeleine a biscuit is just wild, counter factual nonsense and I couldn’t be more angry about it if I tried.
I don’t get how weetabix is a biscuit. Legit never heard someone fancying a dry weetabix with their tea.
FFS I AM GONE 
Another reason why we should buy ASM 
Custard Creams deserve to be higher on the list. Extremely munchable cheap biscuit. I’d position them between first class and average joe. the bottom barrel ranking is taking the piss.
Party Rings can get stuffed.
On brand tweet, eating weetabix in place of biscuits is definitely the behaviour of someone who has been economically abused and is at their lowest ebb, spiritually and financially.
We don’t get much of a range of UK biscuits here, but came across a packet of Malted Milk this week. Loved them when I was a kid.
I’ve never had a Timtam
Are they the ones that are just like Penguins?
Yeah but they have like a filling in the middle
Remember having Penguins as a kid, very low tier biscuit
Agreed, penguins were a bit shit.
What are people’s thoughts on Wagon Wheels? I thought they were atrocious growing up, really not a fan.
Funny you should say that. Just bought some orange ones yesterday. Not bad tbh
Maybe I should give them a go again, my taste buds have evolved over the years
Nah, Wagon Wheels were shit from day one. They taste like a low budget, low quality product.
Not a biscuit, but Trios were (are?) elite. Somebody told me they’re back on shelves but I’ve never seen them. And they probably won’t be the same as how I remember them during my childhood.
In terms of pure biscuit, these new chocolate brownie hobnobs are fucking top.
Erm what. Where
The most frustrating has too be the nice biscuit. Dunking is an art form with them.
Here’s a Sainos link, but they’re available at all supermarkets I think:
who is still buying cookies from strangers? nearby my property in Turkey here there are cool bakery and I prefer to buy in known places
