Charity marketing campaigns are one of my favourite kinds of nonsense.
3 Likes
10 Likes
Flat Brain Society, more like.
4 Likes
Got a date tonight with a total 9/10. Guess who has the shits. Hate my life hahaha
3 Likes
Tell her you got a stones, as someone who had them, you end up going to the toilet a lot to piss. Perfect cover for the runs.
1 Like
Restrictions eased here weeks ago but that was the first time Iâve been out past midnight in an establishment since March 2020 
You forgot how good it is going out after 18 months of restrictions and lockdowns 
1 Like
I canât wait to still never do this again once I have the choice
1 Like
How did it go?
Bad. Hottest girl Iâve ever taken out and she was so flirty at the start so after a few hours I made a move she says weâre not there yet what are doing. Then wonât talk to me for most of the rest of the night⌠weird 
Oops. Awkward. So you wonât be seeing her again then?
Bro you say that every single time you are on a date 
Either you only ever go one way on the ladder or that tent in your front pocket is really clouding your judgement 
8 Likes
Oh nah Iâve definitely gone up n up. I took my Italy shirt at her request and she put it on and I nearly came. Slim, polish, beautiful face, just a shame she was a total prick.
6 Likes
Right this carbon dioxide shortage is getting to serious now 
3 Likes
Could galvanise the call for independence sooner. 
1 Like
You can just send someone down to England to buy up all the cans here that none of us want.
3 Likes
why did she not only decide to walk over the shut gates but then walk on it for a bit then decide to walk back through it again?!
1 Like
The guy on the bike is way too calm
2 Likes
Didnât read the article but I assume they donât want Brits & Chinese to come back to European cities.