I’ve been shortlisting this morning and as its a customer service based role I’m getting a lot of people with retail experience applying.
I’ve had a couple mention being the designated store key holder and I’m having to try really hard to not assume they’re likely to be some Xhaka level calamity, it’s all I can think about every time I read the phrase.
On the subject of the census…
So my Mrs and I have been contemplating this for a while and have mutually decided we don’t want to have kids. We’re telling them tonight, wish me luck.
Wait, do you already have kids? 
Or do you mean your family?
He means his kids. The ones he doesn’t have. It’s a joke 
Well, shit me I’m stupid today
It’s usually me who doesn’t get the shit jokes, so thanks for taking the baton today 
Been teaching my little one some basic boxing techniques and punches, in addition to general rough housing and wrestling/MMA holds. Unfortunately for me this has translated into every other punch, kick and jump hitting me in the nuts. Even when I’m holding her she will kick out and hit me in the balls (she’s quite tall for a 2 year old). Little lunatic finds my reaction hilarious and will occasionally run and swing or uppercut me, 100% sure will end up with a ruptured testicle at this rate.
I think I was just sick in my mouth
Mac Hancock
With that kind of offspring, do you really want your testicles in future?
Dirty Harry. How is this 50 years old?! I was watching it last night.
50 year old movies should star Clark Gable, Judy Garland, Humphrey Bogart.
Time and tide waits for no man
Can’t believe every other bald man in the world has died
Ahead of Jason Statham and Steve Bould?!
As if.
Eh…
Eh…
