I’d be too pussy to stab my eyes with contacts every morning lol. I’ll flex my 20/20 vision 
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Haha I remember my first time trying contacts and I was struggling so much
It doesn’t take long before you can put on contacts in a moving train while standing.
It only takes me like 10 seconds to put them on.
Just wear glasses. They can make you look hotter as well.
Why did I get notifications from three seasons worth of the League cup thread? 
Then the threads are closed with three replies haha.
Also thats one way to get rid of his punditry
Satisfying
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Explains why it’s such a wait when I ask for mine without cheese.
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It reminded me of this one, think its been posted on here before
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getting laser eye surgery sounds terrifying to me, I imagine that I would be constantly trying to blink whilst my eyes are forced open and then that would make them water uncontrollably which would completely mess everything up
According to the date stamp on that tweet, tomorrow is actually 31st August
He realised this mistake and saved it (kinda)
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Factor in that they’ve got nine lives each and I reckon you lads would be pretty fucked @Calum @Electrifying
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Hate cats. Scratchy bastards. For sure they’d have me in a fight no arguments
Wow
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Each tire on that is worth far more than a standard car… Around £40K
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Nearly 500kph. Fucking hell. That test track is unbelievable, the only place in the world a car like that can truly stretch it’s legs.
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All I can think is… James May should be doing that. :papa:
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I mentioned to my mates today randomly about eating the skin of a kiwi and they thought it was strange. Then I told them it was the most nutritious part of the fruit, if not then it was certainly the most fibrous. I thought that was common knowledge or is this complete news to anyone else?
Did you clarify them that you were talking about the fruit?
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