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Congrats @Aussiegooner and @MrsAussiegooner

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The ring matches her nails, meant to be :smile:

Congratulations :clinking_glasses:

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Better taste than pogba on the rings. Good luck mate.

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Good thing he didnā€™t add a strip of white in there

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Just got bitten by a bee while riding my bike. The little fucker flew straight into my bosom (unless bosom is female only in which case it flew in the space between my chest and my shirt) and bit me on my chest while I was riding. I did notice the fucker flying in but at that moment I had no idea it was a bee (or was it a wasp). But since I saw it I had already let go of the wheel with one hand and proceeded to take the thing out at which point I felt the bite and crushed the beast with my hand. By then I knew I was bitten by an insect so had to stop and when I looked into my bosom I saw itā€™s sting hanging off my skin, poison dripping off from the segregated end, while the rest of the body was crushed in my shirt.

I live a dangerous life.

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Sorry to hear that brother. GET WELL SOON !

Are you riding mountain bike or road race bike?

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:laughing:

Itā€™s a road bike.

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Cool. have a road bike myself. Its great fun and excellent excersise. Did Mont Ventoux last year if you know that mountain. Was speeding at 90km/h downhill, which was a bit nerve wracking :arteta:

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Iā€™m not saying that I donā€™t believe you but I donā€™t believe you

Iā€™m just kidding. Thatā€™s really cool, good on you. Did you go up and down? How long did it take you?

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it took 3 hours or something. The bugs were flying quicker than me on the climb :arteta: Only takes 15 minutes to get down the mountain though :mustafi:

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Congratulations on your engagement @Aussiegooner!! :beers:

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At first glance I thought that picture was @Aussiegooner showing @LukeTheGooner his lovely nails.

Congrats :poldi:

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Congratulations @Aussiegooner
Nice ring, I like the red stone.
Her red nails look good too.
Perhaps you could suggest to her that having alternating red and white nails would suit her better. :grinning:

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You would inflict hairy balls on he/she who would have them

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My wife seems happy enough and that is all that matters!

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Congrats my bro @Aussiegooner :100: :100: :100: :fire: :fire: :fire:

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Congrats @Aussiegooner !

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Yea fuck that. I wouldnā€™t mind cycling up those mountains but the downhill partā€¦no thanks.

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Disc brakes no?

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Rim brakes bruv :arteta:

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