haha I love retired Micah Richards 
didn’t give too many shits about him as a player but appreciate him in the studio now, he cracks me up.
The hands in the trousers really tells you the competency of this majestic, male figure.
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Holy fucking shit this meme on /r/blackpeopletwitter 
The comments are even better lol
Lmao it’s why I could never forgive my partner for cheating on me. Cause the contents of that meme will always go through my head lol
I’ve literally never thought about it like that but the meme has really shown me a new perspective lol absolutely savage
Love the comments on Reddit as well:
“ps he used your t shirt to clean up”
“Pss he used you PS5 afterwards and didn’t wash his hands”
The COD tokens 
Yeah, a big part of might want to overlook the “stupid mistake” and accept it for being just that, for the sake of having had a good relationship for many years etc etc, but I think I ultimately couldn’t lol.
“He’s tapped it on her tongue”
I could never go back after having that mental image in my head lol. We done out here forever
The putting it back in when it slips out is the worst imagery for me lol
Yeah same, or “biting his lip and going mhmmm”
Some fucking savage imagery in this post looool
he looks awful, no joking aside he looks like death warmed up…wouldn’t be surprised if he is hiding an illness or something.
Looks like hes had a stroke
It looks like a facelift that’s gone a bit wrong.
People who overlook this sort of thing as a “stupid mistake” have no respect for themselves imo.
There’s absolutely no situation involving cheating where I’m sticking around or doling out a second chance.
He looks like any man in his 60s that’s had too much plastic surgery