Super Mik Arteta

Whenever i’ll log in to OA, first thing i’m gonna do is check if the intern is still here, praying that the thread is in the former gunners section or the continental leagues one.

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I do this already. Every time I see the scrubteta thread has been bumped I get excited that this could be the day.

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Listening to Tuchel and Klopp after their match… holy hell wish we had someone like that.

I was never a huge fan of Arteta’s but now his fing words and face make me want to poke my eyes out with sticks so fing infuriating… he is almost at the same level for me as Xhaka and that is really, really hard. I’m not even sure Mou garners that bile and vitriol for me any more compared to these clowns.

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Arteta even gets the really simple stuff wrong.

I think it was maybe Brazilian tv who asked him if Auba was in a permanent age-related decline and his first answer was “Maybe?”

Wtf is that? You’d expect your manager who sold the player on his project to bristle at that suggestion and publicly back a guy who we know had a tough year and needs some TLC.

Arteta doesn’t have any emotional intelligence for me.

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This is fucking wack. We don’t have to analyze what is happening, because it’s the same shit as last season.

The only reason they’re not firing him is because they have no clue what to do when they will make that decision. When they let Wenger go, they could at least look at Gazidis and Sanllehi.

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Kolasinac and Chambers as cbs in a 3 for he first time this season; Odegaard in a midfield 2 and Auba isolated up front. Very ballsy by Mikel vs City, nearly as ballsy as Willian as a false 9 vs City last season.

*by ballsy I mean dumb.

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Yeah I don’t get it. If we don’t have cbs available then why do it. Sambi xhaka ode in a 3 isn’t that sad. I don’t understand why he chose to concede any sort of press in the midfield when it entered our half. Man City lack a focal point but have all the ball playing ability in the world why allow them so much time

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So do we trust the parasitic idiots known as Josh and Stan to know what to do? They were dumber than Arteta to hire him in the first place, and even dumber to keep him for so long :joy::joy::joy:

Guendouzi scored for Marseille.

Saliba was solid at the back for Marseille.

Özil clowning him on Twitter.

Does it get worse for him? His arrogance and bad decision making is on full display.

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Its going to get very, very ugly (I mean worse than it already is).

Of course we will win some games, but holy hell I see no chance this clown gets us into top 10 any time soon.

I think Stan is on his deathbed and he’s handed the keys to his coked out fail son who has delegated to grifters and wannabe big brains.

In short, no one is minding the store.

Even a broken clock is right twice a day… we just have to hope they get lucky one of these times…

Yeah, the scary part is that we could reel off wins against Norwich and Burnley with bad performances, put in a middling performance against Spurs and the narrative will have completely changed.

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If Arteta was in charge of any other club I would be all over this. He was a above average AMC for Everton, a overrated and bad sideways passing DM for us. I did not want him here as a player. I did not want him here as a manager. I did not think he would do well. I did however want him to fail at another club, so I could yell “told you so! Glad he didn’t get the manager job here!” I’m literally so fucking sad and angry about the situation we are in now.

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We’re without Xhaka for 3 games so it’s pretty much all upside from here. Artetaphobes will be in a shambles in a few weeks time once we find our rhythm.

I dont feel anything anymore. Arteta’s below poor football and results managed to desensitise me completely.

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Don’t worry, it’s gonna be Elneny in midfield once Partey picks up an injury on international duty.

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Still fucking better than Xhaka tbh.

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if you talk about making less reckless moves, yes, Elneny is better than Xhaka.
Dude is just a dummy on the field, and a sideway passing machine.
That kind of “better”, thanks but no thanks.

He either plays some pretty generic, ordinary formations… Or, he experiments with some bullshit than can never pass.
The guy simply has no clue. Trying to be a manager desperately.

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