Absolute legend on my train this morning
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Does he know some randomer took his picture? 
Course not. Cant be ID’ed so I see no harm haha
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I hope you at least got off at his stop and followed him around for 10 - 15 minutes or that’s some weak ass stalking game.
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If you or somebody you know would like to be stalked by @JakeyBoy then you can now for only £22.80
https://www.footballbobbles.com/product/the-bruised-banana-bobble-hat/
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Think I’d much rather recreate the Bellerín look
Where does the term bruised banana stem from?
Ah, seems like google has the answer.
Bought one for every day of the week. Come at me Jakeybro.
Qatar win the Asian Cup.
Sounds reasonable.
Did any of them have the bruised banana hat on?
I’m sure there is no suggestion of any $canda£, like bribe$ being given to officials in ma$$ive brown £nvelope$.
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I just took a photo of some good Arsenal content, stop fucking @ing me 
Whatever you say psycho
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Is that Arsenal content tied up in your attic right now?
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ffs poor Jakey is wishing he didn’t bother now
Shit’s tame, takes more than 800 quid boy to upset me
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It’s more flirting than shots fired tbh
Desperate for some of that Norn Iron dick
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Cocky fucker.
You should set higher standards.
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