Noni Madueke (20)

Cunt will probably make him one of our top earners as well

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It really is a No-ni for mi.

What Chelsea want doesn’t mean that’s what Arsenal are willing to pay.

I’m now on board the Noni train! :slight_smile:

Finessing us into thinking we’re getting a bargain at Ā£40-45m

In a world where we either get Madueke or spend the money in other positions who would you rather see as Saka’s back-up this season?

  • Madueke
  • Nelson
  • Nwaneri
  • Vieira
  • Martinelli
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Hopefully Chelsea demands more.

To save us from ourselves, making us pull out.

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The Madueke Express going all stops to nowhere. :grinning:

[Dials 999]
ā€œHello is that the police? A football club in West London are trying to mug us off, this is the 7th time in the last decade, when are you going to do something about it?ā€

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What other team are going after this guy?

What if Eze (I don’t buy the Rodrygo-link) was a smokescreen for Madueke? That would mean a huge meltdown lol.

Blijkbaar heeft hij ook 4 jaar voor PSV gespeeld. Compleet vergeten lol. Geen indruk gemaakt dus.

I believe Chelsea are trying to hijack this deal but not in the usual way. They’ll probably offer him a 25 year contract and he’ll end up on loan to us in 2026.

Seems to be zero credible competition for his signature, so we really should be holding all the cards here, and should walk away unless the fee is on our terms.

I mean, I’d prefer we walk away regardless of the fee, and sign someone else, but it is what it is.

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I feel like the panic for most people hasnt set in because they think this is just a back up and we’re going to sign Eze, Rodrygo and Gyokeres.

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If we’re giving over Ā£50m to another London club, I’d much prefer it went to a nicer club with supporters who aren’t all tossers, like Crystal Palace.

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Remove Rodrygo and that’s true.

For a second I thought my three year old got his hands on my phone.

If signing Madueke means we don’t sign Eze/Rodrygo then I will be extremely dissapointed.

If it means Ethan’s development is halted in any way then expect cult of personality. I’m out.

I guarantee if this happens there will be fans massively coping, pulling out hypothetical stats or mentioning intangibles that Madueke will bring to the team.

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