Mikel Arteta (Soon to be Mr. Manager)

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See if these behnchode salayya kaminey (sister fucking bastards) fuck this up and hire some bum at the last minute again, as my arteta boner reaches climax, I will never forgive them.

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You are fucking. Bloody.

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Me @ Vinai when Vieira is announced.

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I really would quit Arsenal if he was the manager.

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I can never get enough of that video :joy:

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:henry2:

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Who dat

Eithen big Sam couldn’t sort this defense out

Looks to me like he’s a talent spotter who goes by the name of Sam Fagbemi

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At the least he would show these snowflakes what time it is. There wouldn’t be any messing about on his watch.

Ben Wrigglesworth
Homeless Sven

Let’s see if he’s got the stuff they didn’t.

Worked at Arsenal FC before

https://www.linkedin.com/in/samuel-fagbemi-8a2325a0/?originalSubdomain=uk


I was a bit apprehensive about Arteta because I thought we could have done a lot better and he was a complete novice but now Sam Fagbemi is coming along too, it’s all just dandy.

It must be great being a talent scout at Man City.
ā€œOooh look, there’s a Sterling, and over there is a De Bruyne and I’ll take an Aguero and a Mahrez as well.
How much for that lot?ā€
ā€œ500m for cash.ā€
ā€œThat’s fine.
Stick it on the slateā€

I can’t wait to see him here, to see the quality of player he is going to get with what Kroenke gives him.
He’ll have to go out with a harmonica and a begging bowl. with a dog on some string, to get some more cash.

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You insider, you… where do you get these fabulous scoops???

He’s actually their youth scout, so you’re out of luck, no Ā£50m players for us. He used to be our youth video scout :woman_shrugging:

That’s ok then.
I’m still on the Arteta bandwagon with the great news that they come as a pair. :wink:

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I am ok with that, most of our expensive buys have been flops and a waste of money i much rather spend £6m on a top talent like martinelli than have half of the garbage we have gotten for a shittonne of money.

Definitely pleased with giving Mertesacker as much help as possible at the youth side. I’m not clear what his role actually is but definitely convinced the more help he gets the better, cause no idea if he really knows what he’s doing there or not.

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Having a 7ft German do some shouting now and again is always a good thing

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