Martin Ødegaard (c) (8)

Give it a second go, it grows on you

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He’s looked better since that away game against PSG.
He even showed glimpses of it against Bournemouth with that beautiful worked build-up for the Rice goal.

In another timeline he scores that missile of a shot against Donnarumma and kickstarts our comeback in Paris.

Goes without saying that we need him back to his best if we are to properly challenge for the PL and CL next season.

https://x.com/afcstuff/status/1936429833699131611?t=hQaIfbbTbcoHQcB8uVVm_A&s=19

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and he’ll burn
through the dark
like a fire

so much more
than the world was dreaming of
ohh yeah yeah

he’ll fight
and his light
will shine on and on and on (ohh, why)
with his will
to survive

I have no words.

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Hopefully his passing will be as good as his parting this season

Good looking bastard

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Saka, Trossard and Kai attended the wedding

Only fuckers he passes to as well bar Ben White as well!

He’ll never see this message but congratulations to him. You have a child and wife, now go and grab a league title Martin…

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‘andsome cunt.

Rumours of ankle surgery…. Hope it’s false. But it would explain the poor form last year and the eze links

@Calum will never guess who started that rumour…

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So he ended the season in good form, went on international break and played well going the full 90 each match, then got married again, and all the time he needed another surgery?

Doesn’t really add up.

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I won’t be surprised if him or one of our other key players is missing for the first few weeks given the fixtures we have in the League. Would be very typical of us to not have our strongest team, drop points and then play catch up for the rest of the season.

Martin has a lot of schmoozing and passionate love making to do with his new darling wife on their honeymoon. He cannot be hindered with a dicky ankle whilst having to perform these activities.

He’s a big game bottler. Probably needed Saka or Rice to step up on his wedding night.

https://x.com/karthikadhaigal/status/1940672860005323012?t=alGaINYfsFBkjw1J_0O3Tg&s=19

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The hand feeds us all

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In the Hand we trust!

Be great if the hand could brake marblehalls phone and laptop to stop him posting

I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt because all I saw was him tweeting out a vague GIF of Odegaard and people went crazy on their own without being given any context.
However, he actually admitted that he did post it because someone told about Odegaard having a surgery.
I presume the people that went crazy over it were told that directly by him when they asked what was that all about.

Really not in a mood to get pissy at anyone but it’s bit scummy that he keeps spreading fake injury rumours about Odegaard.