Iwobi was £40m because Jay Jay Okocha is his uncle
1 Like
Stroller is a very nationalistic person, particularly when it comes to football. Please respect his patriotism and stop it @Joshua. Keep this up during the next world cup and you’ll truly know his wrath.
2 Likes
Just wait till we find out Joshua is 1/18th Danish, then he’ll really be fucked
5 Likes
Yes too a degree that’s correct. However if you put that alongside your takes on other aspects English teams or players it’s clear you have a bit of an agenda.
That is the funniest thing I’ve read on here for a long time.
@Castiel finding out I was 1/18th Danish would be great. Just need to finagle citizenship somewhere in Europe. I tried calling Roman’s sketchy Portuguese rabbi but he kept sending me to voicemail.
I can make it funnier if you want.
Can’t possibly see how.
How many Ramsdales would you like to wager.
5 Likes
I’m a civil servant with two kids. I don’t even have a tenth of a Ramsdale to throw away rn.
1 Like
Actually, it is not a shame at all. It is glorious. Would be wonderful if they had a decade or longer of not winning anything and spending some time in 7-10th place.
4 Likes
They’d basically become the 21st century Knicks, right?
Nice nostalgic past, awful fans, terrible team.
2 Likes
Shame from a talent perspective. Varane and Ronaldo are still my boys.
But yeah Man Utd can certainly get fucked.
1 Like
team is alright. all the defenders they bought were fine before they went there, imo managers have been awful though. Bar Mou they’ve all been rubbish and Mou didn’t exactly excel but he did alright.
I can’t hear him on the video but am choosing to believe its true bc its funnier that way.
Great fan base too, waiting for hours after the match just to call him a fucking bellend. 
Club is 100% toxic right now.
4 Likes
Wheels well and truly falling off 
2 Likes
You know Rashford deserves as much criticism as anyone this season.
Been non existent. Not held his hand up either.
3 Likes
To busy being leader of the opposition
But he fed hungry children. I know that is nothing to do with his football, but it gives him some credit in the bank which makes certain pundits reluctant to criticise him
4 Likes
Lmao he flipped them off, never go full Xhaka.
3 Likes
yikes 
pressure is getting to them it seems.
1 Like