Lisandro Martinez

That’s like one of those whack Spot the Ball competition images where the ball isn’t anywhere near where you’d expect it. Except Lisandro is the ‘ball’ in this case.

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Fully aware I’m a dickhead for laughing at someone getting injured but this is bloody hilarious.

Bro was carried out of the field like a toddler.

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https://twitter.com/kickarsehd/status/1684636104610181120?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

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Took me a second :joy:

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Not having the best of times at the moment. This time last year the hype was huge.

As you said, it was the Hype.

Always a fake tough man.

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One fake shot from 32 year old Pascal Gross and this hobbit was on the floor.

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His tendency to dive in all the time was bound to backfire. Once your opponents get smartened up on it then you have some very unflattering games like the ones he’s been having so far this season.

Arteta knew something when he wanted him as a LB. Having Lisandro as your last line of defence at CB can backfire.

https://x.com/mo_utdred/status/1776626378336858135?s=46&t=LlMNFvsPPy2ozwuX8FhQrA

Seems he’s gone the torreira route rather than the Kante one, when it comes to little midgets in this league. Sounds like he’s had a shocker tonight.

Hopefully he pulls it together enough to put in a few horrific tackles on Salah next weekend.

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Looks like he was jumped over for both the Isak and Joelinton goals. Real tough day to be a manlet.

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from ‘the butcher’ to

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This weekend.

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please motherfucker, do something good against Salah.
show your true fucking value… a minion, a goon, a butcher…

The butcher. Captains performance -if you’re captaining the Renford Rejects.

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against Salah, not for Salah :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

I’d forgotten about that lol