Lisandro Martinez

https://x.com/gunnerpunner/status/1883614765446312133
Straight up prick this guy.

Serious Napoleon complex, I can’t believe how much he’s getting away with in a VAR era.

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Silly Baggins cunt.

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Whoa take that back, don’t besmirch the Baggins name like that!

Or Took or Brandybuck for that matter.

I’ll allow the use of Sackville-Baggins in a matter like this

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He can be Tom Bombadil then

How the fuck can they keep letting that one slide.

Inept cunts.

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https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1886461714834559226

Karma really is real with this one.

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He’s been one of their better defenders, not that that says much

Thank fuck we never signed him

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Grade A mega-cunt

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My guess is that he’s done at United now. Amorim will have to plan without him during a crucial phase of squad building and as an already fairly slow defender if he loses a step he’ll be virtually unplayable in the PL anyway. He’ll miss at least half of next season, work his way back to fitness, and then get sold or loaned to Sevilla or a similar club the following summer.

Not gonna point and laugh but also not going to say a bunch of useless platitudes.

An ‘Oh well, what ya gonna do’ is the best I can muster.

As they say in the Shire, “It is what it is.”

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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer thug.

An injury is never far away when you’re Martinez. Dodged an injury prone bullet with this one

Were we interested in him over Timber? I can’t remember

He was our first choice ahead of Zinchenko the previous summer.

As Samwise would say United are a bunch of…
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