James Rodriguez



James would be a brilliant addition tbh. Would take the edge off for the rest of summer.


Big boy statement signing.

Would love someone like him here.


I’m not totally sure where he fits (depends what happens with Sanchez and Ozil) but he might be the best attacking player we could realistically sign this summer and I support a move on that basis alone.


Jorge Mendes.


Why you trying to kill our dreams breh.


Just one of many fake rumours, though I would absolutely love him.

He could converted into a striker, no problem.

Alexis Ozil



I would love to see @Mysty play up front as well, think he could be decent


@discobot fortune would Mysty be banging the goals in playing up front?


:crystal_ball: Yes definitely


Wenger has a shopping list for Harrod’s, and then he will browse around a bit, looking at all the expensive quality stuff, while telling everyone how much he can afford to spend.

Then he takes his money and goes to the local market and buys cheap imitations.


that’s the nicest thing he’s ever said about him


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leave me alone


@discobot who is the biggest cunt


@discobot fortune does @cristo know how to work you?

you missed the fortune part cristo :wink:


:crystal_ball: Don’t count on it


@discobot fortune Will we sign James Rodriguez, Kylian Mbappe Lottin and keep Ozil and Alexis? :pray:t2:


:crystal_ball: Yes


Clear signs you signed him on FIFA :wink: