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Jesus is now on the charm offensive. Man saw us v United and decided he wants some of that.
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Has he fucking scored twice already today??
He is killing Watford right now
Yep. And has an assist.
2 goals and an assist
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His second goal was a header, I am all aboard the Jesus train
Oficinado comunial!
Kid will score 15+ league goals easy for Arsenal
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Man’s got 4 goals and 1 assist lmaooo the Arsenal effect
Jesus, another one?!
Not bad for someone who’s not a goalscorer
Arteta effect 
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Gabriel jesus heard arsenal were favourites to sign him so he’s turning out the performance of his life to move somewhere else.
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And people were turning they nose up at this
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4 goals and a assist …Jesus.
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Has matched Laca’s season’s tally in a single game. At this point Man City have got to be rethinking about selling him.
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They’re getting Haaland. They don’t give a shit.
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Jesus can play at wings too can’t he? If they sell Sterling I can see them keeping him.
This reminds me of when Madrid were so overloaded with stars that they would sell one that had barely played, people would wonder why club x had bought them and then they were inevitably brilliant.
It also reminds me, perhaps more so, of when we bought Sanchez, who Barcelona inexplicably didn’t want
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