Gabriel Jesus (9)

Jesus with a bigger comeback than shrove Tuesday, or whenever it was. I don’t read the fucking bible.

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How I have missed you buddy old chap :chester:

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The irony that Mosquera who sexually assaulted Jesus in front of cameras last season scored that own goal.

Poetry.

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Don’t remember the graphic details but will take your word for it.

Chaos factor is back, I’d start bringing him on closer to 60 mins and getting that fitness up. No doubt he’s not ready for a start yet.

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https://x.com/i/status/1999962115105497272
Proper weirdo.

He also choked Havertz too that day.

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What a cameo again.

He is such a different player from our other options

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Forgot about this, which is funny because while watching I felt he was being a petulant cunt in today’s game too

I only remember that, didn’t know about this Jesus “incident”.

Yep, a proper scumbag.

People have asked, “Why don’t you just leave? Why don’t you go to Saudi? Or back home to Brazil?”
One day, I would love for everything to come full circle with Palmeiras, but not today.
I feel that I have unfinished business at Arsenal.

I am not still here for the weather, eh?
I am here to make history.

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I fancy him for a goal on Saturday.

For us or for Everton?

bars

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Having Jesus available as a back up is brilliant. He looks sharp.

I really like his cameos off the bench, he was excellent again

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Breath of fresh air

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Good to have him around. Offers something upfront or wide.

Better than Gyokeres today but nothing to write home about.

The trademark trickery on the byline in the box and pass is back and I love it.

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His vision is first class, some of his execution is also first class. He just looks like he’s not played in this latest version of Arteta ball. If he is to be a back-up I’d love to see him get more game time with Eze and Madueke as I think they could terrorise defences if they can build some telepathy.

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Him, Madueke, Eze and Trossard are our flair players - you could probably chuck in Calafiori as well. It would be great to see just two of them on the pitch at the save time.