Erling Haaland 🤖

How dare you try to make me like the cunt

His girlfriend :heart_eyes:.

But yeah nice to see how much he looks after himself and cares about where he gets food from.

His Manchester accent throws me off at time because it just slips out.

@Orangutantastic sorry mate can’t help It if he likeable off the pitch.

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Speaking of girlfriends, it showed up on my feed that Chris Evans became a father. Couldn’t help notice his wife. Bloody hell she is gorgeous.

A norwegean who isn’t a vegan. No wonder he is performing at the level that he is.

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Saw a clip of his girlfriend saying she fell for his friend first, felt second hand embarrassment hearing that.

Shocked to hear that a handsome A-list actor has an attractive wife.

We are in middle of a conversation where we are drooling over a wealthy & popular footballer’s girlfriend. Why you aiming for me?

It was a conscious choice to be a cunt

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His gf is just another girl… don’t find anything special

I saw a few new messages and was hoping to see the letters A, C and L in that order.

Oh well.

I was hoping to see Haaland’s ACL

Absolute

Champions League-Level

Lady

We are both disappointed.

Haaland will break down at some stage. Hopefully around Xmas.

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Too much love (making) will kill you… by Queen (After Dark)

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She actually said that it this vid too.

Brunettes are the master race (that makes no sense).

I found myself enjoying that video but remembered him being a shithouse to Mikel and the Lads.

I HAVE NOT LIKED AND SUBSCRIBED.

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His friend might have been better looking but not quite as attractive as Haaland’s bank balance. :grinning_face:

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You bloody shared?
Traitor

Fuck you bloody

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Feeling the need to share it with his fans and whoever edited the video keeping it in is crazy. :rofl:

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I guess it sounds strange out of context, but I see nothing wrong in it while watching that vid.

She is refering to the time when they all were teenagers. :trossard2:

https://x.com/ErlingHaaland/status/1985063699347014019

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