Erling Haaland 🤖

Kraken?

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Just leave this here

https://x.com/WhoScored/status/1923793446487073277

Have deleted the robot emoji from the title because it looks like this now lol :robot:

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Reverse Drogba

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Imagine being the best goalscorer in the world, in your fucking prime, and decide to hand over q penalty to someone else in a final.

Scared of Henderson. Fucking state of it.

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Fuck him

Humbled.

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Did he play today?

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One think you gotta give it to him is that he practices what he preaches. Has been real humble since telling Arteta to stay humble :joy:

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Ever since that ‘Stay Humble, eh’, City never looked the same again.

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I think they might point out that coincided with Rodri’s injury.

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Never thought that was a cheap shot by Kai, but thanks to him anyway. They are never fucking the same after that.

Incredible what a key injury does to you, doesn’t it…

true, but a key injury doesn’t stop your forward line from missing open goals every week. Unless of course, they play upfront.

https://x.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1977068807882784895

Not sure he’ll beat Ronaldo’s career goal record but I fancy his chances of surpassing his international one.

Robot cunt

With those numbers already he’ll break it before he’s 30.

I can appreciate him for a fleeting moment for dunking on those Israeli cunts.

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Yeah, all down to whether his body breaks down by then. My understanding is that he’s already on that Ronaldo regime by putting a lot of care into what he does off the pitch so he should be able to prolong his career quite a bit bar a freak injury.

All jokes aside i wouldn’t wish an injury on anyone, just wish he would sod off though or completely lose form, cant stand it :santi:

Tbh, I thought he’d fuck off already. I also thought the same for Pep.
We’ll see what happens but I feel for them two to commit themselves they must’ve received some encouragement that they’ll be fine(in regards to the charges) OR they’ve been given an exit clause in case shit hits the fan.
I hope it’s the latter but at this point I have no hopes of them being punished enough to damage them significantly.