Erling Haaland šŸ¤–

Although Haaland is the best goal scorer the PL has seen, it is helped by the fact he’s being supplied by the best midfield players in Europe that play to his strengths.

What was the excuse when he was at Dortmund then? Didn’t have them world class midfielders supplying him then.

Loads of players have come through the doors at world class clubs and never scored numbers like Haaland.

His numbers in Europe are ridiculous too.

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I don’t think this is true, I think City could be making things a lot easier for him and also get him more involved in the general play, Pep asked more of Aguero and Lewandowski and it’s odd he isn’t doing the same for Haaland

Additionally, he’s scored goals wherever he’s been at. He’s just that damn good with City midfield or no City midfield.

The kind of way Newcastle play is tailor made for Haaland tbh, he’d still feast in a counter attacking system.

Agreed but I also don’t think you need to score 50 goals a season to have a successful season.
If we had Isak, we would have won the league with him scoring just 25 goals.

You could argue City haven’t been playing to his strengths and bar KdB they lack the creativity to get the best out of him.

It’s a bit scary to think the numbers he would’ve hit had he had a fit KdB in his prime behind him.

He did when they won the treble

Not in his prime.

Did you not watch that season :thinking:

They played exactly to haalands strengths and KDB was ripping it up.

10 goals and 29 assists for KDB in 49 games. He’s never had a better season, so not sure how you would determine he was past his prime.

KdB’s prime was back with the Centurions for me and the next few years after that, he still had it all at that point. Not only was his delivery superb but he was much fitter, he used to be a great ball carrier back then.

That De Bruyne with Haaland would have broken Titi’s record for sure.

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So Carragher is saying that Haaland is allowed to dish it out but other players can’t give it back.

Spitty C, the Scouse cunt. Him and Neville can get fucked.

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He didn’t say this on Super Sunday besides Henry but will say it on his irrelevant American lets talk soccer podcast :yawning_face::yawning_face:

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Go spit on another little girl

Did anyone bother to ask the Greta Thunberg Ogre about his opinion on the MLS goal celebration? I wouldn’t be surprised if he thought it was good in retrospect (being more sincere than Guardiola). He could easily come out and make a lot of these pundits look like utter cunts (not that they aren’t already).

I think Declan Rice was actually looking at him and thinking, ā€˜get yourself up’. Stop showboating in front of the crowd."

https://x.com/ESPNUK/status/1886111891899957481

Nice observation skills Jamie you fucking melt. Nearly a week later and he’s still fucking at it.

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There’s no entry requirements when it comes to shithousing. The best shithousers in the PL weren’t even the best of players.

That’s the beauty of it, you can be the worst footballer in the world yet you can get under the skin of the best by the simplest of insults.

I fucking love Myles having the audacity to score his first ever goal at senior level against City and then doing Erling’s (old) celebration after they run into each other at the Etihad. Erling asked who the fuck he is back then, well, he sure as hell knows who he is now.

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TBF, shithousing is shithousing if you get results.
If you are a loser, it is not shithousing, it is shit job.

Carragher and Neville never shut up about us.

obsessed weirdos

There is another 19 teams to talk about but its always Arsenal.

We are massive

good of him…absolute turd

he has a thing of hitting people in the back of the head (Gabriel with a ball thrown) poor girl had to go to hospital. What an absolutely dumb thing to do even playfully hitting someone on the back of the head, especially a mascot they cant see it coming.

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alien mascot ā€˜Moonbeam’ was struck by the Norwegian forward

That’s a sentence you don’t hear very often, It sounds like a cryptic crossword clue.

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