Erling Haaland 🤖

Sadly, they won’t receive any serious punishment for the years of cheating. Not going to let it spoil my mood today. :slight_smile:

Rattled. Like father, like son.

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Alfie HaHalaand CUNT

Simple but effective :smile:

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Keane was right.

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cannibalism

Just came here to stay humble.

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They just came here to stay humble:

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He certainly was.

People were talking about haaland and his goals lie he’ll match Ronaldo :rofl: he won’t even match the goals nevermind the overall play or impact.

Did the job they needed him to the first season but he’s just an invisible wanker 90% of the game.

yeah this is what I was asking what they were chanting in the match day thread, now I know :arteta4:

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I’m actually glad he got to score today.

Had his moment where he thought he beat the stay humble memes and got to wear that smug look on his face, then we put another four goals past the cunts.

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I mean I love the fact we give him some back and he had a terrible game tonight apart from his goal but all he has to do is point to his gold sleeve badge and we have no comeback :joy:

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This sort of shit scares the living daylights out of me :sweat_smile:

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It’s bizarre and unsettling.

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It all makes sense now…

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Hard to trust a photo after seeing their AI video above :joy:

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I think the game is gone bizarre a bit.
How is team so good as Man City have it’s striker touch the ball just 10 times.

How is it acceptable for the keeper to have more open play touches than your striker?

Have to give Haaland some credit that he has so much patience to go for long patches without touching the ball and when he does, make the most of it.

I wish Havertz had that goal scoring efficiency because he is really good in other departments. There were times during the match where I thought his movement & positioning created so much opportunity for him and had it been Haaland in his place when he received the final ball, ball would have hit the target one way or other.

Isak highlights what Haaland as a striker seriously lacks.

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Same true in reverse mate.

Haaland has 230 goals in 246 games since his move to Austria and beyond

Isak has 98 goals in 226 games… since he started playing in Netherlands loan stint

One scores goals for fun the other has only just found some real proper goalscoring form.

People who try to discredit Haaland are the most clueless fans in football.

I’m taking over double the amount of goals in similar amount of games over some off the ball play.

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