Erling Haaland 🤖

Just saw his goal.

Why are people gushing over as if he pulled some worldly?
It’s just him trying random move.

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I thought it was a great goal but I can’t stand it now.
My panel spent 30 minutes talking about it yesterday. The host specifically was drooling over it and Haaland to a ridiculous level. :rofl:

the football world is kind of boring, huh?

to make a big deal on a random goal from a player who is well known for missing chances.

He’s well known for missing chances since when?

he missed a lot of shots, correct?
he scored a lot because he had tons of shots, correct?

Does that mean he’s well known for missing chances?

I mean lets keep it real, you’ve made that up

maybe I used the wrong term, but missing a lot of shots is not clinical.

Wait, what does clinical mean to you?

Because if a player with a near Appearance : Goals ratio isn’t clinical, what is?

Even if he misses chances, he’s not known for that.
Every player misses chances, even the greats.

What Haaland is known for is being outrageous goalscorer and a freak athlete.

ok, I surrender, I used the wrong term again

You were right on the Champions League thing.
Haaland does miss chances but it’s hard to criticise a a player that scores at the rate he does for it.

wasn’t he one of the players that missing most chances in EPL?
top 10 or something?

He was first in big chances missed the previous two seasons but that’s usually the case with the top scorers of the division.
He broke all sorts of record in his first season which should tell you a lot.

I know it’s probably already been mentioned, but, stay humble, cunt.

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Where was this photo taken?

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Stay humble eh, ya cunt

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I know it’s probably already been said but…

#stayhumble

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