Erling Haaland

City are clearly shaken up by us. It’s like a fighter shaking their head after getting hit to pretend that it didn’t hurt them.

4 games now where they haven’t been able to beat us, and not even scoring a goal against us in the league last season.

The reactions from their playets after the game and in the media are hard to ignore. Must be hard to be cheating the league and then a legitimate team won’t roll over and die like the others do.

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https://x.com/mailsport/status/1838495252405006772?s=46

Straight to jail please

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Michael Oliver has already offered to look into it for the police. Meanwhile the PGMOL have confirmed “no offence, drive on.”

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He’s given the cops and magistrates no choice.

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Why does this rag mention the price of his cars what’s that got to do with anyone and what he’s been accused of. He earns lots of money and so what.

Given the choice I’d rather see the Daily Fascist condemned to the pits of hell than anything happen to Haaland

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Why not both? :man_shrugging:t3:

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Can we add this seat belt-less cunt-hook too?

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https://x.com/statmusefc/status/1842601251747614825?t=KN5Z3EntDbsnb6AgCs7Cnw&s=19

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Goal drought humbling the robot. Ironic.

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Tin prick

https://x.com/footballontnt/status/1849184229764030471
https://x.com/MacleanTul74844/status/1849182984848417038
:robot:

“Video not available in your location”, it says. Thank fuck, says I.

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I’ll add an alternative link for anyone who wants to see it and is geoblocked.

Spoiler, you don’t want to see it.

Fucking good goal

I guess I will admire him in the future, but I don’t see myself doing it.

For me, he is like the face of robotic football we have been witnessing for the past half-decade.
What have they done to our football? A guy scores 50 goals a season and I can’t admire it.

He’s literally the kind of striker you would have seen in the 90s and 00s.

Powerful, good in the box, good movement and driven only by a desire to score goals.

Its a breath of fresh air in the era of listening to Twitter nerds justify low goal outputs from strikers because of their link up play.

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Fair enough. I just see the other aspects of his game & find myself comparing him to other mavericks like Suarez and Henry.

The era of bigging up Firmino types as the future of football was painful.

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He’s a truly special player

As natural a goal scorer you’ll see

He is.

And I will appreciate in a few years time insha’Allah.

For now fuck him and his cheating club

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