Erling Haaland šŸ¤–

KDB carried him imo

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I think he needs to change his game slightly

He’s been off it but that can happen considering the insane standards he has set for himself.

Lovely to see him have such a ghost of a game against us

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He was absolutely dominated by Saliba (and Gabriel).

What happens when you meet a defender as strong as you and 90% as quick.

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he’s like the biggest boy of his school moving to a new school with an even bigger boy

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This is Saleebs mojo dojo casa house. Monster CB.

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Remember earlier in the year he was having a same run…until he faced us.

It did coincide with the reintroduction of KdB though. That partnership was lethal.

He’ll be fine. Appreciate him picking this moment to have a downturn of form. Sucker.

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Even when his team was dominated, Harry Kane would drop back & do something with the ball.
Haaland is completely incapable of that.

The question is, can he do that? I think he can but his brain is wired not to.

I don’t think he can for next few years. His first touch was dubious today. Couple of times he received the ball, he received it so hard the ball went back good 2 yards.

His first touch is championship level aint gonna lie.

No coincidence hes been shit since KDB injury

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Are we testing luck if we rename the thread to Erling Haaland šŸ‘».

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https://x.com/espnuk/status/1711388603966701851?s=46

We’re Haaland’s bogey team

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When we have our main CB partnership out there at least. Haaland must be cursing the day we sold Holding!

Scored against us home and away last campaign, so I want a few more blanks before we start throwing bogey team about.

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5 games and just the 2 goals for Haaland

FA Cup
League
League
Community Shield
League

Played them 5 times in 2023

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He scored against everyone last season lol

All but one….

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Kepa too but that’s not important

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