Itās amazing that a lot of us only knew him as āthe fella on the tellyā. Then you look at his record as a player.
Absolutely groundbreaking.
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Micheal Owen woulda been proud of that one.
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Being a fucking idiot seems to go hand in hand with being Englandās first choice striker.
Although, to be fair, Greaves wasnāt first choice.
Greaves woulda finished that.
Shoots directly at the 'keeper.
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Along with his much coveted drinking problems he lost a son and this effected him and his wife badly . He lost a few yards pace with , I believe jaundice.
Iām getting old , I will apologise. Iām falling out of love with the money game which is now .
Iāll apologies to one and all .
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He didnāt
He went round them and made the keepers look like statues
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Haaland was trash in that game. Barely got a sniff for 90 mins.
He wonāt not score 23 a season for 20 seasons, but every chance he scores 35 + for the next 10 
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Nooo
Heāll get found out next season .
Probably wonāt score hattricks for fun, but hard to find out someone who has pace, strength, great movement, exceptional positioning in the box and a technique that seems to be improving.
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https://twitter.com/DeadlineDayLive/status/1671122704752164865
āBargainā of the window. āOnlyā paid 50-70m for him, or whatever the fuck his RC was. 
Ā£865k/weekā¦Jesus Christā¦ no player deserves to earn that, at 22 years old. What will they do once its time to renew? Only the Saudiās and maybe PSG can afford that wage.
I did say that the amount in total for this dude you can buy an entire club, it is a bloody joke. Pep saying that he doesnāt think they are doping and is playing dumb saying āi trust them but if it comes out then i am goneā They cant even fill their damn stadium but can spunk Ā£300m+ on 1 player.
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āTeam 115ā can blow whatever they like on him. By the time itās been processed by their unique accounting dept. it becomes a fantasy figure anyway.
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Surely heās winning the next Ballon DāOr? Already won the best player equivalent for both the PL and UEFA.
And it does not look like heās in any mood to stop firing.
Who wouldāve thought heād get there before Mbappe. But oh well, playing in the Uber Eats League must be fun right?
A mercurial center forward wonāt be so silent for 90 mins.
FRAUDLAND
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Zero chances all game, lmao.
Dudeās been ass for weeks now. Needs to start creating for himself.
Itās a travesty that heās such a lethal and power left foot and never gives it a try from distance.
City fans when Haaland has to play against Saliba
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