Eden Hazard

No Drogba, no Hazard, we finally don’t have a bully anymore?!

Yeah but Lingard signed a new contract

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Oh I dunno…

…maybe like the rest of the league?

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Giroud is already outmuscling our CBs. Absolute killer to be feared.

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Stamford Bridge isn’t going anywhere.

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:arteta:

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How has he been for RM this season? Have literally not heard anything since his move there.

injured immediately when he arrived, out for months and then started making a sub here and there, was just starting to get fit enough to play full games when football stopped. Bummer for them, they need goals badly.

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I saw someone rename him Eaten Hazard :joy::joy::joy:

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Worst signing of all the time? :joy:

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You can’t post a derogatory Eden Hazard tweet without tagging @Joshua :sweat_smile:

I didn’t even know the psoas muscle existed!

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What is this new hip muscle?

Googled it

A common example of the movement created from this muscle is walking.

Fair play to Chelsea. They really milked Eden Hazard for all that he was worth.

One of the worst contracts in world football. No wonder the Spanish clubs are struggling financially.

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Yeh fantastic business by Chelsea but not just the money, they milked every single drop of talent and fitness from Hazard then sold Real a dried up player for an absolute premium.

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Cheers Pheebs.

^ me to all those people who said I was crazy to criticize that Belgian Fraud.

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I’d blacklist Chelsea reps from my contact list if I was working with Madrid, they played them good with Hazard, from the best player in the PL to one of the worst transfers in the last decade.

Might as well block them from us. Luiz, Willian ring any bells for you?

Ahem. That’s future vice captain Luiz to you.

How did they played them? He was 28 at the time of signing, played 37 games in 18/19, scored 16 and assisted 15 goals.

Griezmann was just a bad fit at forehand. He basically played Messi’s position…

Thanks, but no.

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