Eberechi Eze

Exactly, why would they haha?

If Palace really do want Nelson, then I would think that the negotiations will go smoothly. They get their release clause minus £10-15m for Nelson.

Probably the only sticking point will be payment terms. There’s a mutually beneficial way to get this done. Let’s get a few others out of the door to keep the accountants happy in the meantime.

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If Steve Parish is reading this: mate, Nelson is as good as Eze, if not better. And 2 years younger too. A straight swap will do just fine mate. Thanks.

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Trossard would actually do very well in those positions behind/around Mateta, on both sides.

Including him in the swap would be very good for both clubs imo.

Although I’m not sure how much would they want a player of his age, or would Trossard be willing to take a (most likely) pay cut.

Edit
I see Nketiah is on the same wages at Palace as Trossard here. I don’t see why they wouldn’t give that to Tross who is surely a more productive player.

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Steve Parish and coaches read it:

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Hey Steve. Vieira and Nelson on the flanks, Zinny one of the world’s best known Ukrainian footballers in defence, Kiwior rock solid at the back, Trossard super-sub. You’d be flying with all that talent. Quick swap for Eze and no need to dip into your bank account to have a fully loaded squad. Everyone wins.

Berta, get on the phone to Ajax, we have one more piece of the jigsaw to put in place before August has arrived.

We’re sorted. For ease and lots of whizz.

He wants a big pay rise, Palace aren’t the club to do that with imo.

It’s why the likes of Saudi and Turkey have been mentioned.

Trossard should go to Barcelona. We can have some of their freshly laundered money.

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Bring Eze home!!

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This transfer is already expensive enough without paying them 15 million to take Nelson off our hands.

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4:40 on Eze

He still maintains we’re in contact with Eberechi’s agents. A bit strange it’s taking so long for us to convince Eze and his camp, but I’ll still take this as something positive.

This could be a very fun window.

This is borderline Football Manager stuff… Unreal if we pull off this one too.

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Apparently there’s a sell on clause to QPR so might actually be beneficial to them to take players in exchange

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This would be incredible

Skip to 6:06 to hear Fabrizio talking about Hugo Ekitike - hilarious listening to Fabrizo saying his name :rofl:

How’s your Italian pronunciation?

I’m sure it’s molto bene :pinched_fingers:

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Nice to see you’re practising a few choice phrases

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Due balla de pistacchio Per favore

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:rofl:

bastardo avido

https://x.com/sebecrivainfoot/status/1945008865684164903?s=46

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