Many more die from the flu because it’s contracted much easier and more ppl get it, but the fatality rate of Coronavirus ppl is much higher. 3% is really high. The flu is like .02% for reference. Yes it’s old ppl and pre existing conditions that have the issue but it’s still quite scary.
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Are you a Lehrer, Leper?
A lot of ppl are getting mad about this statement, fuck the elderly and ill ppl then I guess? 
That is a simply spectacular failure of autocorrect
And yes, I am a teacher 
it has passed me by that @Dr_Strangepass was as well actually.
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Just been told that a person at a corporate event I was at last week has tested positive for it. I’m now advised to WFH until further advised. What a strange day, cannot say I’m complaining though.
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RIP, gone but not forgotten.
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AFNoTV was a nice lad.
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WFH? Wash fucking hands?
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Work from home lol
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Wanking from home.
:raul:
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All rather timely for me as I’m trying to subtly engineer a situation where I get to work more from home anyway. 
So thanks, China, for your disregard of basic animal welfare and hygiene laws. You’re such a shining example of C21st progress
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What I want to know is, who’s buying all the toilet paper, and why?
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Bill Bryson’s new book The Body claims that humans supposedly touches their face once wvery 16 seconds when awake
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Yep, a Reception teacher in London. I shit bricks whenever a kid sneezes in my face. Daily occurrence.
And yet Trump “misses his face”
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Definitely coronavirus
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Prob avoiding all that fake tan he’s wearing!
We’ve gone from banning handshakes to banning Roy Hodgson in the space of 24 hours.
Muh-tha-fuckers.
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