anything to abuse the one footed crossing merchant
With us, running up & down the mountain.
With them, doritos
The Daily Mail can make an article from a fart. Terrible newspaper.
Yeah. The thing is though, at Mail Online and other websites, the staff are given targets – they have to produce a certain amount of stories each per shift. It’s all quantity > quality there. That’s why you see a lot of dross, the staff want to leave ontime.
Speaking of dropping things in Tesco though, I dropped a whole punnet of blueberries in the store last week, they rolled everywhere. I run away
You run away? So you left everything there?
Why didn’t he get an ocado delivery? The cheap fuck.
hah fair enough.
Terrible. Blueberries are amazing. Did you buy a new batch after your accident?
Can’t believe you left the blueberries
Don’t like them that much, tbh.
I heard she went to go play with the Cranberries afterwards.
Too soon man.
Only in my dreams …
That’s just a Ridiculous Thought