On rare occasions and if you are lucky enough, the poo will torpedo its way down the toilet and a flush isnt needed.
No paper no flush !
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What sort of fucking toilets do you have over there. Are you sure you didnāt just not shit.
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Its no joke. Sometimes the shite just disappears due to its density and shape.
Ffs Jakey 
Thereās every possibility nothing came out hahaha
Remind me not to read this thread during my lunch break 
Remind me not to read this thread ever
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Love Island thread started early it seems today.
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Sometimes you are so engrossed checking out the memes, you forget to poop
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My wife once slept for 18 hours straight. Itās amazing to me because Iām lucky if I get 4 hours straight.
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Apparently the Danes havenāt yet discovered the S bend. They just have a vertically straight pipe leading directly to the sewer, no water in the bowl, no flush. Let gravity do all the work baby
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Yeah man same, I get maybe 5 hours a night sometimes 6.
I donāt know how I manage if Iām honest!
Prob explains why the Scandiās are better at generating power via solar and wind sources.
All about nature, fuck coal and natural gas
Turns out solar/wind are not very nature friendly. Itās all about nuclear/laser/anti-matter etc.
Ooh what ya been reading? Iām interested!
Yeah how can solar and wind not be environment friendly?
Sunday mornings.
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Back to wind/solar - generating your own power and selling what you donāt use back to the grid is pretty cool.
Think it fits in well with the āthings you love threadā
Pretty sad that they closed off the scheme to new applicants.
Itās killing the eagles!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
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Jakey, just for fun I sometimes guess if itās going to be a ghost poo or not, I can tell from the way it comes out