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Well you need to kick her arse then

She doesn’t want the handsome bastard out of her sight for a minute lest some harlot tries to woo him without her protective evil woman stare to fend the hussy off

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Me2. Have been having some massive poops lately. Almost as good as an orgasm. A bowelgasm.

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you fucking disgust me :bellerin:

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Yeah, I dunno what’s worse. Your Hazard opinion or your Pizza opinion.

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I tell you what is used to love (but have since gone downhill) was pretzel flipz loves the contrast of the pretzel and chocolate…oh and i still love these bad boys

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Catharsis?

Speaking of Pizza, I just had one called Hawaiian Heat, last night. Canadian bacon, pineapple, jalapeno, red onion, barbeque chicken, bacon, with a white garlic sauce dank af. Pretty much puts all other pizza to shame.

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Once upon a time I was working in a place in Cape Cod called Del Mar. Fig sauce, prosciutto, baked almonds and cotta cheese. Hats down the best pizza I’ve ever tasted. I wonder if they still make it, hopefully I make my way over there again some day and try this divine taste once more.

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You’re all un-enlightened. Join me in the First Church of Pineapple-upon-Pizza.

Yeh that does sound amazing . Ppl hate the fruit on pizza thing but to me you get the little bit of sweet along with the salty flavor that really makes the pizza next level :drooling_face:

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Had a burrata baked on a pizza recently, it was a life changing experience.

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I love burrata, that sounds incredible

Had it whilst on holiday, then it was the first thing on the shopping list when we got home :joy:

Felt like I’d lived under rock.

We could have been miles ahead of the cunts up north, but Arsenal decided to be even bigger cunts last three league games.

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Oops… wrong thread!

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Ohhhhhh so that’s what it is, here I was thinking she was just a fomo control freak :joy:

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When you only need 1 piece of paper to whipe your arse after taking a violent dump.

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Nothing gives me greater joy than those rare occasions when you do a ghost poo and wipe your arse only to find its already clean

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